36 Questions That Changed My Mind About You by Vicki Grant

Author:Vicki Grant
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Running Press
Published: 2017-10-17T00:00:00+00:00

BOB SOMEONE: yup *sorry. i wasn’t trying to insult u. i meant i didn’t think u’d be funny when I first met u. u come across as someone who cant take a joke. the type who get all worked up about something being sexist or racist or *disrespectful

HILDY: I am that type.

BOB SOMEONE: true but u still make me laugh

HILDY: Yeah but I don’t always mean to.

BOB SOMEONE: no but even when u mean to

HILDY: Gee. Thanks. I’m blushing.

BOB SOMEONE: which brings me to #3

HILDY: Which is?

BOB SOMEONE: hold on a sec got to put up my fish shield

HILDY: I can tell I’m not going to like this. Spit it out.

BOB SOMEONE: ur sensitive

BOB SOMEONE: I mean that in a good way

BOB SOMEONE: most of the time

HILDY: You just did it again. You’re the king of the backhanded compliment.

BOB SOMEONE: wow never been king of anything before. Soooo flattered

HILDY: Doesn’t take much.

BOB SOMEONE: yeah well maybe i’m sensitive too

HILDY: Maybe?!? You *definitely are, despite the fact that you try to hide it behind your posturing and your braggadocio.

BOB SOMEONE: bragga-wha? Gonna hafta look that one up

HILDY: Why? So you can try it out on the ladies?

BOB SOMEONE: what do u think I’m doing now?

HILDY: You’re so smooth.

BOB SOMEONE: that ur number 3?

HILDY: It wasn’t going to be but ok, yes, come to think of it. It is. At the risk of causing your head to explode, you’re quite charming. Despite my better judgment—and when I don’t feel like clobbering you with a heavy object—I can’t help but enjoy it. Clearly, the reason you have “girls with an s” is that you’re a ladies man at heart. You could do this professionally.

BOB SOMEONE: wow talk about giving a compliment then taking it back. How to make me sound like a sleazeball

HILDY: A charming sleazeball. There are worse things to be.

BOB SOMEONE: like what?

Hildy: I can’t think of anything right now.

BOB SOMEONE: a caveman?

HILDY: Oops. Did I scratch that delicate underbelly of yours again?

BOB SOMEONE: no just want to get things straight. see if I’m coming up or down in the world

HILDY: Up. Although there’s definitely been some turbulence along the way. What’s your number four?

BOB SOMEONE: its getting harder & harder to come up with something

HILDY: Keep your eye on the prize. Ten bucks if you make it to five, don’t forget.

BOB SOMEONE: wow ur either generous or desprate

HILDY: I’m not accepting either of those as answers so don’t even try.

BOB SOMEONE: even if there true?

HILDY: Even if they’re true. Too jokey. I want a real answer. Remember? We agreed. C’mon. You can do it.

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